Sökes: lägenhetsköpare med rätt energiflöden

NEW YORK Intet är som mäklarspråk. Här är en ganska komisk annons för en etta i Greenwich Village (42 kvadratmeter för cirka 3,5 miljoner):

SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY!!!!! Owner has recently signed a book deal and must move to California ASAP to develop new television show. Apartment has amazing energy and owner's family already circling to purchase, but does not believe in mixing family and business.
The apartment, known to media industry types as "The Lair", will be offered for two showings only (Thursday, October 9 1–2PM and Sunday, October 12 at 2pm–4pm).
All bids must be submitted by 5 pm on October 13th.
The Lair is a stylish studio loft-like space that offers a sanctuary of peace and tranquility. It is approximately 450 sq ft with 10.5 foot barrel vaulted ceilings. The apartment has a full-size kitchen and stainless steel appliances and renovated bathroom.
The color scheme currently reflects the present owner's Zen and can be customized to reflect your own spiritual expression. The Lair is truly a special place and you will feel that the moment upon entering. The Lair has also been in a documentary film, titled Reality Faith, currently on the film festival circuit. It is the owner's intent that the Lair's next owner Owner will relate to the space and fully resonate with its energy.

Förutom att det är komiskt med allt snack om energiflöden så är det lite roligt att lägenheten fått ett namn som vore det en herrgård: The Lair. Jag visste faktiskt inte vad det stod för, men nu har jag kollat och det betyder ju helt enkelt bara Lyan.

/Gunilla