Hillary versus Barack in the NBA finalsMen det där är ju bara påhitt. Det här är på riktigt – Barack Obama sätter en trepoängare (och konstaterar coolt efteråt att det är "så man presterar under tryck"):
Half-time: Hillary has been whistled for 5 fouls. Her supporters flood the NBA website: "Basketball is an American game, we can't have the same rules as foreigners, 10 fouls should be allowed before fouling out".
Second-half: The NBA doesn't change the rule but let's Stephanopoulos be the referee, so there are no more fouls on Hillary.
1 minute left in the game, Barack leading 100-82. Hillary: "I scored 10 straight baskets in warm-up. They should also count." Ref: "Barack wasn't guarding you when you made those baskets". Hillary: "He was on the floor, it is not my fault if he made a political decision to not guard me".
Commissioner: "Look, basketball has rules and you have to play by them". Hillary: "Barack is winning under these rules but I am obviously the better player, so the rules must go".